Santiago Carbonell at Gerald Peters Gallery, Dallas (2006, resurected for topicality)
Posted in Fort Worth Star-Telegram on February 14th, 2009 by TitusApologies in advance to all of you many folks who’ve apparently paid $75,000 for the honor of owning a fresh Santiago Carbonell from his exhibition at Gerald Peters. You’re not going to like what I have to say here.
First off – question buying art that has computer sticky-label price tags on the wall next to it, adorned with red dots next to the ones sold. I mean really, how much more tacky can you get? Well…just look a few inches to the left, at the paintings. To paraphrase Spinal Tap, “none more tacky.” No mistake: do I think the guy can seductively push around some oil paint? Absolutely. Do I think its easy to see why he’s selling in the high five figures? Sure. Do I think the work merits the gas it took me to drive to the gallery? Not really.
P.T. Barnum is credited with that oft-quoted quip about suckers, and the average Hank Hill wandering into most galleries or museums sees ample proof of the truth of it. Maybe part of critic’s job is to try to make some sense of the chaos, lend rhyme and reason in an age when it’s hard to not to throw up your hands and just say “Anything goes! If you can get money for it, good on ya, mate.”
Actually, I do say that. God bless capitalism! But let the buyer beware. Carbonell occupies a cul-de-sac of irrelevance just a few streets removed from the likes of Thomas Kinkade, “Painter of Light (TM.)” He parades out a nifty bag of old-mastery techniques and weighty pseudo-religious themes, sure to drive the crowds to ecstatically cry out “My kid sure can’t do that!,” thereby efficiently inoculating the art from any taint of that scourge called modernism.
The large scale seems also geared to impress, with their cinematic compositions, hazy as if with soft-lense effects. Large heads of young women are depicted in biblical shawls, their fist-sized, doe-y eyes clear limpid pools of neo-Catholic, existential post-coital wonder. Not to mention they’re mostly hot, and mostly naked (and oddly all very, very pale.) Look, he’s even painted their moles, veins, and b-acne! WOW! Now that’s post-modern.
Just to make sure that you know he’s informed of art since Bougereau, he daringly throws some blood red paint on a couple of those glass-y surfaces. One of them is of a sexy babe portentously displaying a stigmatized hand, bathed in Abstract Impressionist blood. Senselessly, the wound itself is sculpted on the surface, and looks suspiciously like, um…female genitalia. I hope the buyer of that one has a sense of humor. On other canvases, he adds foot-tall text across their surfaces. I couldn’t read the Greek, but the English ones read “Feel” and “Pray.” Not necessarily bad advice, but in this context it made the images look like Christian rock record covers.
It’s easy to make facile arguments for the profundity of his allegories, the ties to Caravaggio or Raphael, and the gallery and catalog essayists gushingly do so. Only, they forget to mention Playboy, who’s influence seems even more obvious. It’s really just so much pretentious, sentimental, soft-porn hoo ha. His moves are all obvious, ponderous and phony. There are indeed fascinating, contemporary realist figurative painters that matter – Lucien Freud is their godfather, and their ranks include Jenny Saville and John Currin. Carbonell’s work is mired in utter inconsequence, no matter the prices, and the triumphant declarations of its self-interested pushers are just so many illusory garments of a naked emperor.

Not really objects or ideas, resisting any reference to figure or gesture, they demonstrate a virtuosic comprehension of the elements of sculpture from a pivotal moment in the past, throw into relief aspects of his later work, and finally appear now completely fresh and timelessly engaged. The most important thing about this art is that it is about real-time, phenomenological perception, available independent of historical context or conceptual understanding – though a cursory comprehension of these factors can help open the work up.



